And some signs are easier to spot than others. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. And Thats when you grow. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. Yes. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah I didnt graduate college. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Yeah, I really do. She took a chance on me. I love being vegan. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. Im not sure. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. You know what I mean? But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Beads in a big floppy hat. They just put the room in the air. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. Thank you. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. Hes got dandruff. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. Shouldnt be a problem. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Gillian: And it didn't happen. Where do you get your protein? It wasnt? We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Are there ten rows? He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. And this side of the table? Andy Lassner: (00:50) No, deathly allergic. Everything was fine, thank you. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Mazelel tov, graduates. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. We should be on our own path. This is my homework for my online Spanish. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. I dont No. He didnt even know how to slice it. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I dont know I am still gay by the way. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah I dont think she did. -It is? Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) And where are my softball coaches at? And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. I was 10 years old. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. I had a great life. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Thank you. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. Its your hand. It could be all because of her. No, I mean it, its good material. That is lovely energy. Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? Itll put everything in perspective. Yeah. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. Thank you. In the end, everything will be all right. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. Ill do that, thank you. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up If I have to do that, thatll be good. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. I had no job, I had no car, no money. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. [crowd laughs] Hm. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . He was 40. Yep, you could get that for sure. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. With Ellen DeGeneres. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Birds it turns out, love music. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. Please, change. OK. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. Thank God, Ellen. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I love that expression. At the starting of the week Negotiations breaking down The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. Its not important. It's all on Hulu. Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. You dont know why someones going slow. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. Mazel tov. Web. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. The guest list for the final show. I did not. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) Thats not important. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. Are there ten I just guessed. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. Yeah. But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. I dont need anything. See those leaders start to frown Ill wanna have a poncho on. Why? The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. Put that in perspective. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. Cause I used to writeall the time. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. I dont know if thats true. Oh. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. It was the only graduation ceremony really. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. Libary. Okay. I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. Just Hows this gonna go? Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up to me. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Trees have leaves. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. What did we do before the ladder? Want to walk it like a dog, yeah We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. Deathly allergic. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. How is that soothing for either of us? She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Why do you care where I get my protein? In November 2019,. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. Thats good good advice. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Good afternoon, students. Andy Lassner: (08:16) Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Again! She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. DeGeneres says allegations of a toxic work environment on . But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. Your email address will not be published. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. And you can seethey have rhythm. Flatten it out. That was a mistake, too. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. Oh yeah! Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) I dont wanna stop you. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. Shake it off.. This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. Ellen: I know! She was ashamed. I mean everybody warned me. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. I cant move right now. This is This is a true story. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. -No, not at all. He did. Ill tell you. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Oh boy. Oh, yeah. 4. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) Yes. These are good. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. And I should know. And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. 2. Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. I roll it real tight. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. tWitch: (08:24) tWitch: (06:46) Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. Its the news, without the news. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. Calculate how much it costs to transcribe, caption, or subtitle your content. Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Theres a squirrel. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. I got a TV from the gay lady. I dont understand what fleas do even. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. Why do you say that to her?. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Its when I learned compassion. Ill put mine on real quick. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. Like: What was my choice? Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. Thank you for taking a chance on me. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. She opens the show with an obligatory . So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. I had a successful sitcom. Why do you say the hand? I had no idea I was in a cage. -Thank you. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Update this biography But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. Nobody should be on anybody elses path. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Yeah. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . Were all on our own individual path. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Thank you so much. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. And its not about the money. Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. OK You know what words not in there? Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? Andy Lassner: (06:21) Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Sorry about that. You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. But it was the best part of my journey. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. I got it right there, thank you. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. Im gonna read. Thats what they should be doing. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. They stabbed at it with their sword. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. 0:00. if you lookback at the first season. Have you dined with us before? I love you. By the way, all right, listen to this joke. Still Oh, thank you. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. Under Title 17 U.S.C. I think it sounded like that. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. Girl, who is you playin wit? DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. Yeah. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that Can you do it without? For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. I cant No. I just danced as a joke. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. 02:52 PM - 12 May . She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now has been transferred to disc in the full-frame aspect ratio of 1.33:1, and the audio has been mastered in Dolby Digital Surround. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. 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