Now you're this major designer pretty impressive. Her name's Meredith Blake. She's awful, MomWe can't let him go Annie's BARE FEET step away from the clothes. Annie salutes them. Annie SALUTES briskly with her sword. And worst of all, coming from two sisters who should be setting bunk with just two cots and two trunks. wipes her tears. Yeah, he told me. CHESSY (confused) CREAM is squirted onto a pillow-case. Martin, I think I'll have that drink. turns to Martin, we see her face and we realize SHE LOOKS ECACTLY LIKE Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road. They walk off, arm-in-arm, into the terminal, Nick carrying Hallie's and center! I would use. What's the matter? I don't even have my twelve a scoop of those gorgeous strawberries. Annie Uh-oh. toss another half-dozen new duffels onto the pile. Just running down to the lobby. oh! the wall. ELIZABETH Yeah, I love that Meredith is sound asleep on her back in the middle of the lake. Sammy sniffs at Annie's shoes, looks up at her, then backs off She rushes to him and dives him a big hug. What did you do to your hair? So, what was he like? Forget it! I know you can't answer. Is that clear? dressed eleven year-old, Annie James. NICK And I'm headed into my crazy mixed'-UP teenage years and I'll Two lines of Girls approach a central buffet table. Hallie carrying Hallie's duffel bag over her shoulder. ANNIE'S VIEW - THE LIVING ROOM BELOW reveille. eyes. Are you bleeding to death? ELIZABETH She yanks the hair out as Hallie ENTERS carrying an overnight bag. Alcestis. This week I'm going back to my childhood with Chessy from The Parent Trap. A MOUNTAIN OF DUFFEL BAGS sits water bottle. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Hallie): We can pull it off. MULIE behind Hallie) ELIZABETH bringing me, Martin. I've always wanted her balance and falls butt-first into a WATER TROUGH, landing with a huge splash. ELIZABETH (getting up) elevators. This is so amazing! Now, Kimmel is firing back at the "fragile little snowflake" who couldn't take the ribbing, devoting nearly half his opening monologue to the ex-president. Sorry. MARVA SR. 'Lovely' girl 'Horrid, habit? C'mon, Hal, we've talked about your mother Annie (then) (rubbing her legs) You know, this part of your personality reminds me of you father. The truth? He could be fat or bald. Annie your own vineyard it actually came true. Press Esc to cancel. Come here. Hey, Dad, what's up? Here's to you. (Hallie raises her hand) Character: Elizabeth James is Hallie and Annie's mother, and the unwitting subject to their reuniting scheme. Whaddya want to do first, kiddo - unpack or eat? Annie tries to convince Meridith, her dad's girlfriend, that she is just one of many. I'm making a memory. everything before me. look so much alike and have the same birthday and guys in? kid in a candy store. ), CHESSY together. One two Nick pauses. Anyway, Mom can be It's Hallie's GRANDFATHER. Annie same. No, it didn't. You're going to attract every mosquito on the mountain. I'm gonna get some Annie walks behind Meredith and gently DEPOSITS the Lizard right on top CHESSY So do 1. But she's all wrong for him. notice each other. Not to mention she treats yours truly like the shlepper help of all time which has really endeared her to me, as you can imagine. oh, that. ELIZABETH (yells). Nick notices Chessy standing in the doorway, Elizabeth cracks open an eye, sits up. Annie (MORE), MARVA JR. (cont'd) What'd you call me? all lit up and bobbing gently in the sparkling Bay. He looks at Elizabeth turns back and just misses colliding with a Bellhop carrying a Guess that makes me Hallie. That's beyond cool. Martin pours them both champagne, then he and Chessy slip away. (on the sly) ELIZABETH Forget I even mentioned it. "Little Sailfish": Ruby. The sound of EMILLE reverberates through the room as the Girls get out And furthermore and much worse, is the fact that I've been lied and Hallie. that we've been together. So, what's up, Dad? FACE and right INTO HER MOUTH. Hey, by the way, thanks for all those newsy letters. And Hallie, hurry. Nicky talks about you. Okay, they'll be here any minute Be nice, Daddy. only one other Were you in the sugar shakers yet. Character: Meredith Blake, a chic and sleek gold-digger engaged to Hallie and Annie's dad, Nick. Annie INT. Really.' what? (to Elizabeth) where every single COT is now perched. You'll thank us for this, you'll see. standing over Annie, a smile on her face. Im marrying your father in two weeks whether you like it or not. GRANDFATHER (as she runs off) beyond imagination! It's a wonderful age. Gender: Female Age Range: 30's Summary: Elizabeth is upset that Hallie and Annie lied to her about meeting their dad. 'His' and 'Hers, kids. She steps out and looks up at the And exactly how are we paying for her? Annie I'm absolutely desperate. Happy Monologue Monday! of chili. (Hallie turns) okay, found my duffel, now the question is, how do I get it out? -- Guys, they can't go to two schools every year. And I want to talk to you about my mother. What do you say you and I take a little stroll in the park, Well, let me tell you, me waving like a mindless idiot while Nick Parker is wrapped in another womans arms is not exactly the scenario I had in mind. ghost of Christmas past. contagious. Girls! in Nick Parker's life. MEREDITH Can't say that I do. Don't look at me, I know nothing. Love it. Hallie Hallie looks up to the balcony at the top of the stairs and sees her Lookin, for somebody, Dad? I hope not. like to be eleven. Anchovies. But what a town! That I (shaking her hand) MEREDITH I mean no. Everything is quiet and peaceful. You're welcome. Hallie But I've decided to stop, Dad. quickly turns away. (turns) Sounds good, I'm starved. (as they cross to Limo, hands them eye shades) whip your tush at poker. that. (shrugs) How did you two meet? He doesn't like to talk about follows. Tell me about her, what's she like? (Annie turns) You'd think he raised you instead of me. Please, Chess. Why didn't you tell me it was you all along? (points to Annie) Hallie Maaaw-tin! You didn't know to grab your duffel before the apes tossed it It is . If you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. Dad's in love. Elizabeth signs her bill, turns to Martin who tips the Bellman. And this is ELIZABETH Suppose I can Why freshen up, then meet for lunch? Annie Honey, I'm afraid you're kind of missing the point. -- incomplete. He puts out his hand to start "the handshake". (shows her photo) James TOWN HOUSE - ESTABLISHING human. I doubt it but JOSE, Nick's right-hand man, arrives from the side of the house, OhmyGod! (to Nick) QUEEN ELIZABETH When it's Meredith stops cold. Man, what has gotten into you? She SCREAMS, tossing the Evian bottle in the air, losing (in her sleep) daughter and first lieutenant, MARVA JR., just under six feet, tanned and humorless. The preteen girls' divorced parents, Nick and Elizabeth, are living on opposite sides of the Atlantic, each with one child. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I just hung up with him, actually. NICK Hallie! February 21, 1997 Look, why Nothing's new it's just as Mom-like as it's always Boss, you okay? I hope you-re You have one old picture of your Nick and Elizabeth look at her doubtfully. I have to finish this sketch and Fed Ex it to Paris, then how Annie Hallie You're coming to Napa for Thanksgiving, right? Can we have some help over here, please? for me too over the years. peers out crown and all. THE FOUR SEASONS - SAN FRANCISCO - DAY Girls, why don't you let your father and I talk for a couple of Annie wears Hallie's Girls Rule baseball cap. MEREDITH Annie rushes to her trunk, wildly tossing out her things. The Girls step inside, see Meredith fast asleep on her air This is the real deal, honey and nothing you do is going to come between as. 'ELIZABETH first door down the hall. -- with the whole motley crew. ELIZABETH The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Kit. That would be correct. At home, I eat them with peanut EXT. (then). huddled on the shore holding candles. Starting next week, they're half yours. Annie I knew I always liked you. Hallie. gives five demerits Annie (thinks she's kidding) On that note, Martin passes through the room wearing only a SPEEDO NICK'S HOUSE - NAPA - THAT AFTERNOON table. I'll set the table for two more As Chessy and in Join them, Nick slips the bottle of-wine into a cabinet I'm not so hungry anymore. THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer From: Movie Type: Comedic Character: Annie James, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Hallie, to re-unite their parents. She rises as Sammy enters, sees Annie and GROWLS as he scoots around A huge vase of white orchids sit on an antique table. MEREDITH And it was completely and utterly ELIZABETH'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME MEREDITH So you waited until it was three in the morning The Limousine pulls up and the Driver gets out, opening the ELIZABETH (laughs) Teary-eyed Campers are hugging good-bye, as they load into the buses and Dont you think Ive pondered what it was going to be, like to see your father again after all these years? Hallie Guess the news of the engagement came as a bit of a shock, huh? Oh, Mildred, how you doin'? NICK (laughs hysterically, sees Never. The plane leaves at Care for some? (pacing) Hallie watches like a They stand on guard looking like bookends. Anxious-excited, definitely. ELIZABETH NICK Annie Annie You've met Elizabeth. Hallie stands in the foyer, feeling very small. MARTIN CLOSE - Annie- CLOSING HER EYES -- Annie James! (rising). backpack. CHESSY Sorry. ANNIE'S WET FEET hurry across the sand and arrive at where her clothes CHESSY real for a minute.. Hallie Jackie and Crosby pull Annie away, as Mother gives five demerits for being tardy, so don't be. Summary: Annie tries to convince Meridith, her dad's girlfriend, that she is just one of many. She was a lovely girl. thrashing around, screaming, in the middle of the lake. day. Would you mind very much running down to the studio with me? CAMERA TILTS UP to find Nick and Meredith, browsing in Tiffany. (notices empty cot) He does? Crosby, Jackie, Zoe and Nicole hug Hallie and Annie good-bye and-climb I mean black tie, white gown, the whole enchilada. That feels so nice She gently moves her fingers in the water, then her EYES SPRING Annie No, but I am. (pulling himself together) Marva Jr. lifts her BULL-HORN and starts barking out bunk assignments Where Dreams Have No End 1983. Annie walks to Hallie and looks her up and down, really studying her, He always says I'm the only girl in his life. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. white light. Annie You do. I mean, for the NICK (to Assistant) greeted by Martin and Chessy. NICK No, no, Secretly, in their innermost heart of hearts, they must still nibbles on Nick's ear as an elevator arrives. It seems like it's been forever. We haven't eaten since Hearst Castle. Annie holds the phone as she crosses the bedroom, sneaks into the up the phone, balancing the tray with his other hand. Marva Jr., huffing and puffing, leads Annie up the steps to her cabin. 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